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  • 8 out of 10 Cats Card

    8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card

    £2.50
    8 out of 10 Cats Rude Birthday Card I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love cats. A greeting card with a picture of lots of cats all on top of each other. Text above them reads 8 out of 10 cats think you're a cunt.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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  • Bitchy and Judgemental

    Bitchy And Judgmental Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Bitchy And Judgmental Funny Birthday Card Best friends are, well the best! They know all your secrets (whether you want them to or not), they'll keep your hair out of your face when you're face down in the club toilets and they also have that perfect skill of being bitchy and passing judgement on the same people. It's like telepathy, you just know!
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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  • Send a Card Card

    Give an old person something to live for funny birthday card

    £2.50
    Give an old person something to live for funny birthday card If 2020 has taught us anything it's that cards can really raise a smile much more than an email ever could. So here's the perfect birthday card for that one person needs cheering up. A birthday card with a photo of an old couple looking happy as they open a greeting card with the text in a white box above them reading Send a card and give an old person something to live for.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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  • Great Man Card

    Grown Into A Great Man Rude Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Grown Into A Great Man Rude Birthday Card Here's a jolly old birthday card for someone who's just blossomed into a fine man, well far better than the dick that they used to be. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment. A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses. Red and black text above reads You've grown into a great man. Much better then the dick you used to be.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Pissed in the Pool Card

    Hands up in the pool funny birthday card

    £2.50
    Hands up in the pool funny birthday card Don't be shy we've all done it. Maybe don't be quite so enthusiastic as this merry bunch of OAP's though A birthday card with a photo of a mixed group of excited pensioners with their hands up in a swimming pool. The simple text above reads Hands up if you've pissed in the pool
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Happy Birthday Dickhead Card

    Happy Birthday Dickhead Rude Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Happy birthday dickhead Rude Birthday Card Some birthday cards can be very obscure and ethereal. Other's just say it in nice plain, simple language. A birthday card with a retro picture of four young children celebrating with streamers, confetti and party horns. A speech bubble above them reads Happy birthday dickhead.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Fantastic Bitch

    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Happy Birthday From One Fantastic Bitch Funny Birthday Card You are fantastic. You are a fantastic Bitch! There's very few people as fabulous as you - they broke the mold didn't they - but for the few people that are, who are obviously your friends this is the card you have been waiting for. You can pay them a compliment and big yourself up at the same time. Result! A birthday card with a with a picture of a glamorous woman smiling at the camera. Pink and white text above her reads Happy birthday from one fantastic bitch to another
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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  • From the Cat Card

    Happy Birthday from the Cat Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Happy Birthday from the Cat Funny Birthday Card Unless the cat is VERY cleaver they might not be able to pop out and and by their owner a birthday card so this is the next best option. A birthday card with cute picture of a cat wearing a birthday hat sat beside a birthday cupcake with a candle. Lower case rounded text above reads Happy Birthday from the cat.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    From the Dog Card

    Happy Birthday from the Dog Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Happy Birthday from the Dog Funny Birthday Card Unless the dog is VERY cleaver they might not be able to pop out and and by their owner a birthday card so this is the next best option. A birthday card with cute picture of a shaggy dog wearing a birthday hat sat behind a birthday cake with candles. Lower case rounded text above reads Happy Birthday from the dog.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Sexy Beast Card

    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Happy Birthday You Sexy Beast Funny Birthday Card Shirt unbuttoned down to the navel. Big gold bling round the neck. Struts their stuff in nothing but a speedo on the beach. Yep, that’s them alright, they are the sexy beast you know, and it’s their birthday. A birthday card with a picture of an overweight, suntanned man on the beach with a big gold medallion. White text above him reads Happy birthday you sexy beast.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Turn Off and On Again Card

    Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again? Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Have you tried turning it off and on again? Have you tried shoving it up your arse?
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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  • Hip Hip Replacement Card

    Hip Hip Replacement Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Hip Hip Replacement Funny Birthday Card Old age creeps up on all of us, just make sure this Birthday no one ends up dancing on tables or a hip replacement might be an extra present they weren't expecting. A birthday card with a picture of a smiling old man using a walking frame. Blue, yellow and white text in front reads Hip hip replacement it's your birthday.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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  • Hip Hip Replacement Pink Card

    Hip Hip Replacement Woman Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Hip Hip Replacement Woman Funny Birthday Card A nice hip replacement and a good solid walking frame are just some of the things we have to look forward to with older birthdays. Here's a birthday card with both of those things. A birthday card with a picture of a smiling elderly lady using a walking frame. Bold outlined pink, blue and white text in front of her reads Hip hip replacement it's your birthday.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Some Cock Card

    I’ve Spotted Some Cock Rude Birthday Card

    £2.50
    I've Spotted Some Cock Rude Birthday Card I thought these were running towards to sea for a dip, clearly I was wrong, they've spotted some cock and are diving right in.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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  • Fabulous Bitches Card

    Laugh at the same jokes Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Laugh at the same jokes Funny Birthday Card Now here's the perfect birthday card for that one friend who's so similar to you it's as though you must have come from the same mold. A birthday card with a retro picture of two well dressed women sitting on a sofa. One in a blue dress says I love that we laugh at the same jokes, make fun of the same people and are both fabulous bitches.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Bastard Card

    Magnificent Bastard Rude Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Magnificent Bastard Rude Birthday Card Here's the perfect card for that one guy that we all know who either is, or thinks he is a magnificent bastard. A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling businessman leaning on his briefcase. Bold white text overlaid the image reads Happy Birthday you Magnificent Bastard!
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Smell of Wee Card

    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    May You Live Long And Never Smell Of Wee Funny Birthday Card May you live long and never smell of wee A birthday card with a 1990s picture of a smiling old couple hugging. Text above them reads May you live long and never smell of wee.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Trust a Fart Card

    Never Completely Trust A Fart Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Never Completely Trust A Fart Funny Birthday Card You get to a certain age this just becomes painfully and often embarrassingly real. Getting old is great isn't it. Fart free and just embrace the drama that you might have followed through. A greeting card with a 1960s picture of an anxious looking man. He says being old means you can never completely trust a fart.
    Additional Information
    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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  • Size Matters Card

    Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Of Course Size Matters No Wants a Small Glass Of Wine Birthday Card Size matters for so many things, most of which are far too rude for this family friendly website but when it comes to wine that's one that which we can all agree! No matter what time of day, get that nice big glass, open a bottle of whatever you fancy (even if it's Liebfraumilch) and pour yourself something that certainly isn't no tiddler. A greeting card with a picture of a 1970s sultry looking woman holding a small drink. White text surrounding her reads Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.
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    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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    Old Slapper Card

    Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card

    £2.50
    Old Slapper Funny Birthday Card There's a compliment of sorts in this Birthday card. Let's just hope the recipient, whether they're an old slapper or not takes it. A birthday card with a 1960s photo of a smiling sarcastic looking older woman looking at camera. Rounded lowercase white text above her reads You scrub up well for an old slapper.
    Additional Information
    • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
    • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
    • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
    • Blank inside
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